Side burns.
On the side of my face.
As my head turns,
You can see they're in the same place.
On either side. Burns.
They can't be replaced.
My insides burn,
When I think of the days
Before my...
My side burns.
Look at my sideburns,
But don't touch my sideburns,
Why would you do that?
My heart yearns
For my own sideburns.
My side actually burns now,
What is that?
What the hell man,
Why does my side burn?
What the hell's going on?
My side burns.
Does anybody have
Some aloe vera?
If you do, bring it backstage,
I'll pay you back.
1985,
From the womb I came out (on my birthday)
The doctor said,
"What you crying about?"
I said, "Is that a rhetorical question?
You know why I cried.
I have a serious lack of
Hair on the side... of my head.
Little baby people
Don't have sideburns.
They gotta grow them
When they're older.
But if your little baby
Already has sideburns,
That's awesome!
Don't be concerned.
Don't be concerned
About your little bitty baby
With the big big sideburns.
You should nota be
Concernd-acerned about
The little itty bitty baby
With the big big sideburns.
Your little baby gonna be a pimp.
Your little baby gonna be a little baby pimp.
You should probably discourage
That kind of profession,
Because it's illegal.
And your baby's too
Young to be concerned
About starting a business,
But that's impressive
If it's got the mindset.
My sideburns
Look at my sideburns,
Back on track talkin,
Talkin, bout side burns!
My sideburns
Look a ma' side burns.
La lay la la
Loo loo
Side bur, hur, hurrrrnns.
Sideburns.
On the side of my face.
As my head turns,
You can see they're in the same place.
On either side. Burns.
They can't be replaced.
My insides burn,
When I think of the days
Before my...
My side burns.
Look at my sideburns,
But don't touch my sideburns,
Why would you do that?
My heart yearns
For my own sideburns.
My side actually burns now,
What is that?
What the hell man,
Why does my side burn?
What the hell's going on?
My side burns.
Does anybody have
Some aloe vera?
If you do, bring it backstage,
I'll pay you back.
1985,
From the womb I came out (on my birthday)
The doctor said,
"What you crying about?"
I said, "Is that a rhetorical question?
You know why I cried.
I have a serious lack of
Hair on the side... of my head.
Little baby people
Don't have sideburns.
They gotta grow them
When they're older.
But if your little baby
Already has sideburns,
That's awesome!
Don't be concerned.
Don't be concerned
About your little bitty baby
With the big big sideburns.
You should nota be
Concernd-acerned about
The little itty bitty baby
With the big big sideburns.
Your little baby gonna be a pimp.
Your little baby gonna be a little baby pimp.
You should probably discourage
That kind of profession,
Because it's illegal.
And your baby's too
Young to be concerned
About starting a business,
But that's impressive
If it's got the mindset.
My sideburns
Look at my sideburns,
Back on track talkin,
Talkin, bout side burns!
My sideburns
Look a ma' side burns.
La lay la la
Loo loo
Side bur, hur, hurrrrnns.
Sideburns.
dramatic song
This song sounds dramatic,
But I'm bad at writing words.
If you don't speak english
This Probably sounds pretty good.
You probably think I'm singin' 'bout
Some pretty serious stuff, but in reality
I'm singin' 'bout the lack of stuff
I'm singing 'bout this parts intense
And emotional, as long as you don't
Understand it. Your foreign grandma
Would love this song please send it to her,
And she'll probably tell her foreign friends
About the song her Grandson or Daughter sent her today.
And the song might hit the charts in her country if parts sounded like
COOOLDPLAAAYYY.
If the chorus sounds like COOOLLLDPLAAAYYY.
Then I'll put some la... la la's in there,
La la la la la la la la la la la.
Hopefully your foreign grandma listens to this song everyday, and if she
Asks you to translate the lyrics here's what you say.
A perfect translation does not exist, well at least not in your language.
But if you must know well picture this 50 billion rainbows and the sun is
Setting and the moon is setting also, and your there in a gazebo.
Then God descends from heaven and he gives you a million dollars. take that
Feeling then put into a song.
I could translate it word by word but that that would take way to long.
I've got stuff To do grandma, I don't have time for this.
You gotta trust me grandma, this friggin' song is brilliant.
But I'm bad at writing words.
If you don't speak english
This Probably sounds pretty good.
You probably think I'm singin' 'bout
Some pretty serious stuff, but in reality
I'm singin' 'bout the lack of stuff
I'm singing 'bout this parts intense
And emotional, as long as you don't
Understand it. Your foreign grandma
Would love this song please send it to her,
And she'll probably tell her foreign friends
About the song her Grandson or Daughter sent her today.
And the song might hit the charts in her country if parts sounded like
COOOLDPLAAAYYY.
If the chorus sounds like COOOLLLDPLAAAYYY.
Then I'll put some la... la la's in there,
La la la la la la la la la la la.
Hopefully your foreign grandma listens to this song everyday, and if she
Asks you to translate the lyrics here's what you say.
A perfect translation does not exist, well at least not in your language.
But if you must know well picture this 50 billion rainbows and the sun is
Setting and the moon is setting also, and your there in a gazebo.
Then God descends from heaven and he gives you a million dollars. take that
Feeling then put into a song.
I could translate it word by word but that that would take way to long.
I've got stuff To do grandma, I don't have time for this.
You gotta trust me grandma, this friggin' song is brilliant.
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